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Lady Cumberbitch Biscuit

loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:

i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:

vangoghstars:

sparkafterdark:

glamour-parade:

How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.

for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times

(please let’s fuck now)

That was beautiful

poets

ohanameansfandom:

Whenever anyone argues against marriage equality because of their religious views as a Christian I just want to hit them over the head repeatedly with a Bible whilst yelling

ADULTERY ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

LYING ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DIVORCE ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

DISRESPECTING YOUR PARENTS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORKING ON THE SABBATH ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

WORSHIPPING OTHER GODS ISN’T ILLEGAL!!

THE LAW DOES NOT FOLLOW THE BIBLE!!!!!

consultingsuperhusbands:

WILL YOU STOP THAT?

consultingsuperhusbands:

WILL YOU STOP THAT?

coporolight:

The very heterosexual cast of Supernatural

anothermindpalace:

August: Osage County.

deduction-and-destruction:

doctormycroftwho:

I dunno but this kind of just made my day

The best thing about this is their eyes:

John’s eyes are warm and sunny.
Mycroft’s eyes are a bit dead, and rid of emotion.
Sherlock’s eyes are smirky, like he’s planning your humiliating demise.

dudeufugly:

truebonus:

dudeufugly:

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katieisgettingthere:

a: Jared Padalecki eats rainbow string candy with chopsticks

b: Jared Padalecki is a 6 year old child

mallerk:

dolce-they-say:

John and Hank Green in the 90s yo

mallerk:

dolce-they-say:

John and Hank Green in the 90s yo